King Dedede VS ???

Dedede is in trouble, and needs to have an epic battle with a mysterious opponent! It's gonna be crazy!!!

Move: Left/Right or A/D
Jump: Up or W
Attack: Down or S

Controller should work, but only the d-pad works for left and right movement.
You'll still need the keyboard to actually start the game though. On an Xbox controller, A is jump and X is attack.

Also, you can deal damage by jumping on the enemy's head!!! This is important!!

Also also, this game is harder than you'd expect for a joke game. Don't feel bad if you don't get it on your 1st or 20th try!

CREDITS:
Dedede sprites from Super Star Ultra
??? sprites by khalifax10 on DeviantArt
Music from the DS port of the 2010 racing game